#WHENONTHEUPPERWESTSIDE

WHEN THEY WANT ME TO COME TO WORK ON FRIDAY AFTER SANDY

I’ve done nothin all week but I’m just like:

TRYING TO CUT THE RIDICULOUSLY LONG LINE AT GIN MILL ON HALLOWEEN

My friends and I are all like:

But the bouncer’s all like:
 

WHEN SCHOOL/WORK GETS CANCELED CUZ OF THE HURRICANE

I feel kinda like:

WHEN I STUMBLE UPON THIS VIRAL VID MADE BY SOME CRAZY UWS'ERS…

click here —> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRfWfheY28g&feature=plcp

At first I’m like:

 

And then I’m all like:

AFTER DRINKING TOO MUCH ON SIMCHAS TORAH NIGHT

The whole next day I was just like:

WHEN MY DAD WAKES ME UP FOR SHUL AT 9AM

I’m just like:

SHANA TOVA, EVERYONE!!!

xoxo,
gUWSsip girl

PEOPLE-WATCHING PEOPLE I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH WHILE AT HOME FOR THE HIGH HOLIDAYS

WHEN I HAVEN'T BEEN TO SHUL OR THE PARK IN OVER A MONTH

My friends are just like:

WHEN I'M HOME AND MY LITTLE BROTHER WON'T GET ME A CUP OF WATER

I’m just like: